*ahem*

So the old thread was deleted. Gonna be doing things a mite different this time. Getting off my lazy bum, I'm gonna actually host the comics so the thread doesn't disappear





"Reportedly, double-walled inflatable balls like this exist somewhere. Now to find that place."

It was a good thread, sorry to see it go. But on with the new.


"I was a terrible news anchor."


"this place makes me an animal, I will not die in here."


"but not in packs, please."


"my PIECE."


"my garlic breath is unprofessional is it?"


"my lasts words will be, 'yeah, I had that coming.'"

Nice.

"My brother had a ferret he loved which died since I drew this strip. RIP."

Yes.

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"The younger folk in the audience think this is a joke."


"And I was really impressed with how they managed to shock the Goatse guy."

Oh gods... this last one is great... kinda disturbing to think of the text at the bottom though! LOL

You. Just. Almost. Made. Me.

Fall out of my chair laughing



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"Protip: Even without the red spiders, never have that conversation halfway through a balloon ride."

Do you know who Goatse is zapp? if you don't DO NOT Google it.

"Yet."

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"This happens in geek circles every so often. The 'Hey, this is just a system I can figure out easily!' is also a problem among engineers first diving into the stock market."

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"Unsafe vehicles, hills, and philosophy go hand in hand."

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"After somewhere around 40 hours, there's no academic reason to go to the class. Only go for the hallucinations."

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"Maybe someday science will get over its giant collective crush on Richard Feynman. But I doubt it!"

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"You should talk to the girl down the hall; I think you'd like her. Lemme know if you find out why she's ordering all those colored plastic balls."

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"I've looked into this, and I can't figure out a way to do it cheaply. And I guess it wouldn't be sanitary."

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"Okay, everyone, cross yourselves, then cross the streams."

Oh, almost forgot, look what I found lodged in my Photobucket account...





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"And she's gonna feel like a jerk when she realizes it was actually Under Pressure."

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"I firmly believe that nothing can go wrong on a project if you're wearing one of those wrist things."

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/kindle.png

"I'm happy with my Kindle 2 so far, but if they cut off the free Wikipedia browsing, I plan to show up drunk on Jeff Bezos's lawn and refuse to leave.'

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"On the other hand, physicists like to say physics is to math as sex is to masturbation."

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"Hobby: seeing how many menu selections you can get someone to go through before they realize you're not an automated system and/or hang up."

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1829/

Those of you with weak constitutions and/or lungs may want to avert your eyes.

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"This was an actual mock conversation between me and a friend at TGiF. The waitress walked up around panel 5 and was somewhat put off."

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"Calling a cab means cutting into beer money."

"Nothing personal, high schoolers."

"A laptop battery contains roughly the stored energy of a hand grenade, and if shorted it ... hey! You can't arrest me if I prove your rules inconsistent!"

"the only scientific instrument I know how to play."

"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die" Love that one. If you get it from XKCD, please add the alt tag.





"We didn't even get to the continued fractions!"

"And nothing for 'I'm glad I saw Epic Movie.'"

Too true. Too true.

And on a more hilarious note...



"YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?"

Haha, I like the last one. And sadly enough I can answer them all

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The most common victim is suspension of disbelief...

Hyung, you win freakin' 20 internetz for that.

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We reap what we sow.

More! More of those! Can't stop laughing!

"I'm as surprised as you! I didn't think it was possible."

You fool! You made all of us lose the game!

No, you all won it

lulz!

Oh and for all them comic luvas out there, that also keep track of games and such, this website is for you. http://www.gucomics.com/ <--- makes me lulz!

"You think it's so legendarily bad that you'll torrent it and sit through it just for the kitschy nerd cred. I, too, once thought as you did."

You can't win the game. Think about it--- isn't it the most epik way to troll? Irony?

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/marshmallow_gun.png

"Except in reality crossing a stream of marshmallows would create a giant Bill Murray."



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