This message is being posted here because of problems on the other parts of the forum.

The forums are being shut down, permanently, for failing to be amusing, positive or truly reflective of a fun hobby.

Players are required to go elsewhere on the internet or, alternatively, to other rooms in their homes, to start arguments, throw random and snide insults or to demean the work of others.

In case you find adapting to real life difficult, some suggested outlets for behaviour patterns acquired or practised here are listed below:

Example 1
You enjoy contributing specious arguments to debates suggestive of division, such as "Indy" versus "Faction" or "Dev Team" versus "Players".
Solution:
Create an arbitrary split between the people in your house, based on eye colour, taste in soft drinks or toe length. Build a fence in your kitchen that perpetuates this division. Stand on your side of the fence and toss lumps of your own faeces across the fence at these people who have the gall and indecency to live there.

Example 2
You are frustrated by the behaviour of others and need to vent frequently.
Solution:
Everyone you encounter from now is a lol. In the morning your post will be delivered by a postlol. You may go to a lolschool and be bored by lolteachers. Venting may be achieved by scrawling irate and poorly conceived arguments against these people on the sidewalk using your own faeces.

Example 3
You find the fact that a game lacks perfection to be so utterly annoying that you find an almost obsessive need to pick fault at things while remaining unaware of the bigger picture.
Solution:
Complain about every aspect of your life. Demand that your coffee be re-textured. Make loud and angry remarks about energy drain on your car's petrol reserves. Point out the failings in your cruise speed as you make an ungainly and flatulent attempt to haul your obese frame up the stairs to bed. Suggest that the reason your shoes are so small is because they were designed to be that bad by an authoritarian shoe-factory worker who has it in for you personally and throws darts at a picture of you during lunch-breaks. Make requests of the bus driver to re-route the bus through the grounds of a convalescent home so you can get home faster.
When God fails to immediately make the changes that you request, demonstrate your true feelings by attending a religious service and depositing a quantity of, you guessed it, your own faeces before the assembled congregation. Leave in the belief that they will thank you for it.

The only parts of the forum that will remain open will be the role-playing section. Other parts of the forum may work, but we strongly advise that you wait at least five minutes between writing your post and hitting the "Post Reply" button.

Player [Admin]Athenian has been sanctioned owing to a report posted today for:


Admin Conspiracy plot guideline 9: Do not misuse Admin Green, its effects may become diluted.



Consequences - Every Single time i see you in game, you will be beamed to Cambridge, no ifs, no buts.... Ask Kuraine what this is like....


Comments/Instructions - Next time, use "Sarcasm red" or "Diplomatic Blue".

Lawl, this thread is not locked.

I suppose we better post in it then, considering it is Flood.

Definitely.

Yay spam.

Oh god, it's like an unstoppable invasion of killer bees or something, spreading throughout the forums...

Fix forums pl0x

And, it's now locked. Pointless drivel and digging graves shall be confined to skype, thank you very much.