Turkish
Jul 19 2010, 11:37 AM
QUOTE
[4:08:32 AM] Justin Hopkins: I heard you were into.. y'know, Cacti.
[4:08:41 AM] Justin Hopkins: I could hook you up with some hardcore cactus porn if you'd like.
[4:08:45 AM] Turkish: How are you two still talking?
[4:08:49 AM] Turkish: I demanded exclusion.
[4:08:49 AM] Turkish: !
[4:08:56 AM] Justin Hopkins: I demand my cube, mother****er.
[4:09:05 AM] Turkish: And God, yes, give me the cactus porn, NOW.
[4:09:24 AM] Justin Hopkins: Not until I get my cube.
[4:09:40 AM] Turkish: Ah **** off the both of you.
[4:09:56 AM] Justin Hopkins: What do you want more, us to both abandon you, or, well
[4:09:59 AM] Justin Hopkins: The cactus porn?
[4:10:05 AM] Justin Hopkins: I mean, you can't have both.
[4:10:25 AM] Turkish: I want the cactus porn clearly.
[4:10:36 AM] Justin Hopkins: Then we have a deal?
[4:10:39 AM] Justin Hopkins: I'll get my cube?
[4:10:51 AM] Turkish: If you have cactus porn.
[4:11:00 AM] Justin Hopkins: Fine. I'll go take pics right now.
[4:19:05 AM] *** Justin Hopkins sent IMG_0167.JPG ***
[4:19:11 AM] Justin Hopkins: There.
[4:19:17 AM] Justin Hopkins: A pic of my hand stroking the cactus.
[4:19:24 AM] Justin Hopkins: I can give you.. more.
[4:19:26 AM] Justin Hopkins: I just..
[4:19:34 AM] Justin Hopkins: You know, need a little persuasion.
[4:19:35 AM] Justin Hopkins: Like.
[4:19:37 AM] Justin Hopkins: My cube.
[4:19:40 AM] Justin Hopkins: My ****ing cube.
[4:19:52 AM] Turkish: (rofl)
[4:20:00 AM] Turkish: You dirty rat****.
*Waits patiently for Bear, Dusty, possibly cmfalconer if he's bored*
Tycho
Jul 19 2010, 11:38 AM
Arse. :|
Hideki.
Jul 19 2010, 11:39 AM
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!
HF-Wainwright
Jul 19 2010, 12:01 PM
QUOTE(Tycho @ Jul 19 2010, 11:38 AM)
Arse. :|
That's the last thing you should be saying in relation to cactus porn.............................
Tycho
Jul 19 2010, 12:06 PM
I would just like to add, that this is all the fault of a fifteen year old Australian girl.
Arms and Legs Guy
Jul 19 2010, 12:15 PM
Undisclosed but reliable sources are saying that the Skype ID "Justin Hopkins" in reality is an alias for Justin Bieber. Which fits fine with the thread title...
A & L Guy
Zapp!!
Jul 19 2010, 12:33 PM
I don't think I've laughed so hard at Discovery in a LONG time.
QUOTE(Arms & Legs Guy @ Jul 19 2010, 08:15 AM)
Undisclosed but reliable sources are saying that the Skype ID "Justin Hopkins" in reality is an alias for Justin Bieber. Which fits fine with the thread title...
A & L Guy
Funnily enough, I thought the same thing.
Tomtomrawr
Jul 19 2010, 12:39 PM
That just made my day.
Magoo!
Jul 19 2010, 05:33 PM
Bear won't come, Turkish, your image isn't big enough.
Politus Aquila
Jul 19 2010, 08:01 PM
QUOTE(Magoo! @ Jul 19 2010, 01:33 PM)
Bear won't come, Turkish, your image isn't big enough.
So all the young folks are calling 'em "image" eh? I always suspected it wasn't big enough.
Fletcher
Jul 19 2010, 08:03 PM
What is this ****!?
Zapp!!
Jul 19 2010, 08:07 PM
Lock and pin this thread please, to preserve the sheer and utter WIN.
Dusty Lens
Jul 19 2010, 08:24 PM
QUOTE(Turkish @ Jul 19 2010, 04:37 AM)
*Waits patiently for Bear, Dusty, possibly cmfalconer if he's bored*
*waves*
Tycho
Jul 19 2010, 10:07 PM
QUOTE(Arms & Legs Guy @ Jul 19 2010, 08:15 AM)
Undisclosed but reliable sources are saying that the Skype ID "Justin Hopkins" in reality is an alias for Justin Bieber. Which fits fine with the thread title...
A & L Guy
Woooooaaahh hoooollllld on a minute A&L guy, just because I happen to have hardcore cactus porn at my disposal does NOT mean I'm into guys.
Sorry to butcher your hopes and dreams.
Arms and Legs Guy
Jul 20 2010, 05:07 AM
QUOTE(Tycho @ Jul 20 2010, 12:07 AM)
Woooooaaahh hoooollllld on a minute A&L guy, just because I happen to have hardcore cactus porn at my disposal does NOT mean I'm into guys.
Sorry to butcher your hopes and dreams.
So you admit to being Justin Bieber ?
The only hopes and dreams I have for you then, is that you stop singing and stop dancing. And get a haircut for crying out loud.
A & L Guy
ryeguy146
Jul 20 2010, 05:17 AM
I'm just waiting to see the first half cactus half human in game now.
Gauss 2.0
Jul 20 2010, 05:27 AM
Justin. I demand your cactus porn, preferably without the saxophone lesbians.
Corsairawrawrawr
Jul 20 2010, 05:37 AM
But their mouthpieces need to have barometric pressure applied to them!
Gauss 2.0
Jul 20 2010, 05:45 AM
QUOTE(Corsairawrawrawr @ Jul 19 2010, 10:37 PM)
But their mouthpieces need to have barometric pressure applied to them!
Did I miss something?
Well, he did start a call just to say "I bid five cactus."
I am confused.
Tycho
Jul 20 2010, 06:17 AM
QUOTE(Arms & Legs Guy @ Jul 20 2010, 01:07 AM)
So you admit to being Justin Bieber ?
The only hopes and dreams I have for you then, is that you stop singing and stop dancing. And get a haircut for crying out loud.
A & L Guy
No, I implied that Justin Bieber is indeed a homosexual, whereas I am just a very straight man who happens to have a disturbingly phallic looking cactus at his disposal.
GG.
QUOTE(ryeguy146 @ Jul 20 2010, 01:17 AM)
I'm just waiting to see the first half cactus half human in game now.
NERF CACTUS NERF CACTUS NERF CACTUS
Beauferd
Jul 20 2010, 06:19 AM
That picture is chill.
Chill bro baggins.
D:
Single Earred Dude
Jul 20 2010, 06:25 AM
EDIT: Nevermind.
Turkish
Jul 26 2010, 11:07 AM
[25/07/2010 11:35:02 PM] Justin Hopkins: fap fap fap
[25/07/2010 11:35:06 PM] Justin Hopkins: You hear that?
[25/07/2010 11:35:12 PM] Justin Hopkins: That's the sound of cactus porn.
[25/07/2010 11:35:28 PM] Justin Hopkins: God my hand hurts so bad but I can't stop.
Zapp!!
Jul 26 2010, 12:43 PM
QUOTE(Turkish @ Jul 26 2010, 07:07 AM)
[25/07/2010 11:35:02 PM] Justin Hopkins: fap fap fap
[25/07/2010 11:35:06 PM] Justin Hopkins: You hear that?
[25/07/2010 11:35:12 PM] Justin Hopkins: That's the sound of cactus porn.
[25/07/2010 11:35:28 PM] Justin Hopkins: God my hand hurts so bad but I can't stop.
Tycho
Jul 27 2010, 06:56 AM
[2:27:24 AM] Turkish: So, hows yer sex life?
[2:28:22 AM] Turkish: I said...
[2:28:26 AM] Turkish: So, hows yer sex life?
[2:28:38 AM] Justin Hopkins: Other than nonexistant?
[2:29:17 AM] Turkish: Yeah.
[2:29:22 AM] Turkish: I mean, with the cacti and all.
[2:29:38 AM] Justin Hopkins: It's excellent.
[2:29:50 AM] Justin Hopkins: Me and Audrey do things with cacti and mi goreng every night.
[2:30:10 AM] Justin Hopkins: It's amazing, watching her take the entire bowl into her mouth, slowly sucking on the noodles
[2:30:29 AM] Justin Hopkins: Whilst I pump my cactus harder and faster until it shoots hot sticky cacti juice all over the keyboard.
[2:31:50 AM] Turkish: Still annoyed by you two.
[2:32:06 AM] Turkish: That one is definitely going on the forums fyi.
[2:32:25 AM] Justin Hopkins: You've already ruined me anyway, feel free.
[2:32:31 AM] Turkish: I have?
[2:32:37 AM] Turkish: I didn't know it would fit okay?
[2:32:52 AM] Justin Hopkins: All I know is that my hand was a snug fit around that cactus.
[2:33:05 AM | Edited 2:33:08 AM] Turkish: You're full of winners.
[2:33:32 AM] Justin Hopkins: God I hate you.
[2:33:40 AM] Justin Hopkins: I read that as "weiners"
[2:33:48 AM] Justin Hopkins: Now I've got ****s on the brain, thanks.
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