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RE: flou - Marburg - 08-29-2014

you have no idea


RE: flou - Luke. - 08-29-2014

I'd have prepared the disabled jokes if I'd known that was coming. Sadly I don't fancy getting banned today.


RE: flou - Marburg - 08-29-2014

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them


RE: flou - Sciamach - 08-29-2014

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RE: flou - Marburg - 08-29-2014

tbh, it's best to just abandon the thread.

For those that didn't get the memo, this puppy is all but done.

What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor


RE: flou - CouscousPoulet - 08-29-2014

Last time I saw someone try to be a badass with these jokes was in 3rd grade.


RE: flou - Marburg - 08-29-2014

Then you miss the point, Susan. The dead baby jokes are simply a tool to force a lock. Get with the program, darlin'


RE: flou - CouscousPoulet - 08-29-2014

Yeah. Right.


RE: flou - Marburg - 08-29-2014

if that's the best you got, then you're better off taking your purse & stepin' aside...I'm a nice & humble guy at the root, but make no mistake, my true ego casts a shadow you clearly can't deal with. Wanna go there, or would you prefer another tasteless dead baby joke?


RE: flou - CouscousPoulet - 08-29-2014

I submit. You're not trying to be badass at all. Can you make one about dead Michael Jacksons?

EDIT: Or dead Robin Williamses. Him having been a comedian and all.