Alright, Yooooou asked for it ladies and gentlemen. You want edgy? You want shouting? You got it, baby.


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Now, every caller who signs in may be entered to win two tickets to the Prismriver Ensemble LIVE event on Planet Honshu this July.


Great show, I saw it when they were on Freeport 9. Feels, man, FEELS. That's how it works. And the pyro effects will burn your hair out if you're not careful.

You can also win up to 1000 credits, or a free KJNK T-shirt as runner up prizes. Terms and conditions apply. Not eligible to Xenos, Hogosha, or Alien Infectees. You must be a legal resident of the Sirius Sector age 16 or older or have an awesome fake ID.

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Dyin', Huh? Weeeell if that just ain't a peachy chime-in, fignuts.

*plays a toilet flush sound effect*

Reminds me though, we all gotta check out sometime. Brings up a lotta questions? Will I go up the stairway to heaven or down the highway to hell. How big will my pyramid be? When my hair and fingernails continue to grow, will they retain their blonde and rich qualities for future archaeologists to marvel at.

We may not have the answers to all these questions, but hey... don't fear the Reaper, Man.

Took a little rooting around through the archives. Punk rock is a little outta our airwaves but, ehh, a request is a request.


Does make ya think though. All the cool artists of the old ages killed themselves off with drinking, drugs, sexually transmitted diseases, huffing automotive exhaust, and self-inflicted gunshot wounds. It's sorta the same path Sirius is going down today.

Y'see that's all part of the grand cycle, man. There's a connection. It's like getting covered with wet crazy glue then shaking hands with someone you personally hate but have an awkward kinky crush on. And that glue that binds us all together is music.

Now, let's take a quick break, get some commercials out, take it easy out there people.