One. You have murdered me, somehow. Consider me thoroughly amused, if this is the case. I don't give up my life so easily. So, while "I" despise the fact that you ended up killing me, it's still an achievement to be considered.

Two. You are a hacker, somehow looking at my logs. About to be hunted down by me. It'll be fun, to me at least. If you happen to be a colleague, you might get away with it, just ending up loosing a limb or two. In other cases, you might be a hacker employed by the goverment. Same treatment, way more lethality. At least I'll have fun skinning you alive, then giving you to those people who need information. In a state that can be considered anything, but intact, that is.

Three. You are one of the so called Admin Overlords. I don't know what you have to do with me, but this will surely help you get a picture of the whirling insanity, that is my mind. I might have killed somebody you've treasured, or you want me to ascend, or .... I don't know what else you like to do with the unlimited power you have. (Another case might be, that all these storries are fabricated by my mind, or by other people.) Still, I don't fancy getting my logs read. Those are mine for a reason.