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My Old Man's a Hessian - Snoflek - 08-12-2016
Recently, between official Broadcasts, this song had been making it's way around the Neuronet
Well My Old man's a Hessian, with a Loki and it's guns
I haven't seen him lately he's always on the run
He looks so really trendy With his shades and combat boots
Far cooler than those other dads In ties and shirts and suits
The Military and police all ask me Each time that I go out
They ask me if i've seen me dad and if he's been about
I say mind your own business Just leave me alone
You are only jealous You've no fathers of your own
On the Broadcast last friday, an Offizier came on to say
Please give us information About the R.H.A
He showed a Hessian unit As cruel as they could be
I know one was my daddy Cause he stopped and waved at me
At times its lonely, when father is not at home
The police are watching everywhere They've even taped
The phone last eve They staked out all our windows and our doors
Then climbing down our chimney came a Hessian to applause
My fathers is up in Vierland, to me its just not right
I say a special prayer for him when I go to bed at
Night today it was his birthday I sent him in a cake
With Semtex in the candles He'll be out before I wake
Well My Old man's a Hessian, with a Loki and it's guns
I haven't seen him lately he's always on the run
He looks so really trendy With his shades and combat boots
Far cooler than those other dads In ties and shirts and suits
RE: My Old Man's a Hessian - Plush - 08-13-2016
Fly on Federal Police
Fly on Federal Police
Some day you'll be alone
Way out in a combat Zone
Lasers flying all around
Better keep your head to the ground
Don't you worry about being alone
The Military will bring you home
Fly on Military
Fly on Military
Some day you'll be alone
Way out in a combat Zone
Lasers flying all around
Better keep your head to the ground
Don't you worry about being alone
Rheinland will bring you home
Fly on Rheinland
Fly on Rheinland
Don't you worry about being alone
Way out there in a combat zone
Lasers flying all around
Don't you worry about being alone
Rheinland will bring you home
(an adapation of a popular military cadence)