To the headquarter of the Hellfire Legion/encryption high

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To the headquarter of the Hellfire Legion/encryption high - Dragonmaster - 05-31-2017

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen!

At first let me introduce myself.
My name is Alexander Thrace and i am the Vice president of the Archangel Fighter Club.
I contact you today in hope to find an agreement in purchase of one of your Inquisitor Gunboats.

Of course, we are ready to find an agreement between us!
Soo, let me know what you want to have for one of this awesome vessels, and i am sure we will find a way where we are both satisfied!
I ask you to think about this proposal, because I am sure that we will both benefit from it.

In the meantime take care and fly wild!

Sincerely yours:
Vice President

Alexander Thrace

RE: To the headquarter of the Hellfire Legion/encryption high - Dragonmaster - 06-01-2017

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RE: To the headquarter of the Hellfire Legion/encryption high - Meallan - 06-01-2017

Name: Meallan Dagon
Rank: Lead R&D
Subject: What?

Mr. Thrace,

I'm the Lead Developer of the Hellfire Legion R&D Department, as well part of the High Command. I design and I build the tools of war that rips peoples life apart. I hammer the steel and alloys that protect the Commonwealth. And I breathe out the fire that go forth out of our cannons to give our enemies a very bad day. Poetic, right? Take away the flowery bits, and I am a maker of death and justice.

Now, normally I would reply to requests like this with a big fat no, but I do know the capabilities of the HF-G2 "Inquisitor" and what it can do. I also know you fine fellows like to skirt the laws here and there, all for a sense of a rush. I do it too. Not the law bit, but I do tend to skirt the boundaries with the fairer sex. A lot. Normally it ends in broken hearts, tears and slaps. Not the good kind, mind you.

But back to your request.
This is not a big fat no.

It's a NO with the size of Gallia. And that lady is fat. It's big. And it's ugly. And mean. She doesn't cook well either.

So, go ask the junkers, I bet they have a Salvager that suits you.

Dagon.