Target: Flying.Sausage and the silent "Richter"

I would just like to say that I absolutely do not regret that it has come to this; indeed, were we able to off these two, we would have without hesitation. Unfortunately, our charter forbids us from attacking other ships unless we're suitably provoked.

We have been suitably provoked.

Gentlemen, I can now inform you that you can engage and destroy these ships (Flying.Sausage and "Richter") with our compliments, to the tune of ten million per destruction of either ship. That's right, ten million to take 'em down.

This bounty is open to all THP personnel, and any associates or dependents.