Bonjour, my most exquisite and ardent, scrumptious madame to whom I had the unfathomable privilege of exuding forth this efficiently eloquent and curved to the point, cordial transmission.
I virtually ooze forth the existential presence of myself to you today, through an extrapolation binded and twisted by the impeccable and blatantly convenient machineries available now, and always eager to be fornicated and subjected to whatever use by an individual's mind, merely in order to provide you with an answer, unfortunately surprising, no doubt, because, let us face it, my dearest and most amiable madame which is endlessly summoned and revived like a sadistic succubus with a purpose other than beseeching torment through lasciviously metaphysical fornications in the dreams of Achille, both of us know that I shall NEVER accept this favour you have implored me to consider, implored me in such an unthinkable mannerism that would have made everyone's heart wither at the audacious derision of dignity and pride.
But I digress, my dearest Susan, I came forth not to imbue your day with solace and harmonious resonances manifested by my prodigious vocabulary, and neither to drown you, and intoxicate the very metaphysical plains of your cognitive entrails with the repugnant stench of surprise and bewilderment.
Non, madame, for at this very, actual moment of exuding forth the eloquent set of words, organized like a musical excruciation erected by the most wicked and notorious of singers, I have come forth in order to vigorously whip your undoubtedly elegant ears with a single word, confined in solitude and embroidered with a dense vulgarity originating from the incessantly abhorrent cesspools of laconic atrocities.
That being said, madame, the word I now whip at you is none other but a word irreverently perverted amidst the realms of affirmations and promises, the word you may expect is " non " , but fortunately for the wellbeing of you, and your possession which you wish to temporary relinquish and put under my safekeeping, the answer I will actually offer you is " oui "
Do notify me when you intend on bestowing the girl under my... undoubtedly caring, compassionate and angelic wings, only, and only, I assure you, painted in the demonic obscurity of selfishness, and not vice versa.
Au revoir!
(08-10-2015, 07:03 PM)Antonio- Wrote: King Eduard is the greatest
Comm ID: Susan McCarthy
System Origination: Omicron Delta
"Oh my.. I've always known you enjoy your vocabulary, although I didn't expect you to use it that much through comms.. Although I suppose it causes people listen to the transmission twice, to figure out what is really going on."
"All I can really say at this point.. Is thank you once more. You'll see her within a few days, I trust that you won't do anything crazy while she's in your car-.. Ah.. Wait.. Who am I talking to."
Displaying slight sarcasm in her last words, although more of words of amusement rather than serious concern.
"I'll see about a few credits going to your account for any costs, as well as perhaps a thanks. It's the least I can do. You'll be seeing me within a few days then."
-- Signal Lost --