It's easy, all you have to do is count the hateful comments you get, put that amount of pieces of paper in a hat, then empty them like confetti from your highest window on to the street.
To show how much you care about every single one of us.
And make a video about it. With super special effects and at least one explosion.
Join the "doesn't accidentally shoot Zoners on purpose" faction.
Or... just put pieces of paper with the name of every faction into a hat, and pick out two. It'll be like Disco Roleplay Against Humanity. Which may be appropriate.
Edit: Come to think of it, that might be an amusing Flood game.