Confused if you can see this? Freelancers, Inde Junkers, Unlawfuls, basically anyone but Corporations, Governments, House Military/Police, BHG etc. that has good relations with Junkers
We interrupt your normally scheduled neural net broadcasts for this special report!
Greetings Freelancers, Friends, and Family I'm Matt Barker from Junker's Town "Scrap, Crap, and Bizarre Bazaar" here to tell you about a deal the likes of which you will never see anywhere in the sector again!
For many years the Legendary Junker Freeport of Junker's Town has operated hidden deep in the independent worlds known only to those who braved the dangers that lay there. The riches of the base known only to those intrepid enough to dare tread well past the safety of trade-lanes and jump-gates. However, as a result of The Pulse Junker's Town has been warped into Omega-11 Sector 5A by scientific processes that I am in no way qualified to try to explain.
Therefore for the next 24 hours, dive into our vast selection of things you never knew you needed, and some you never even wanted (no judgment here). Our finance department told us we couldn't possibly sell product this cheap, so we threw them out the airlock and did it anyways! Bargains like these are usually illegal, but if that was your concern you wouldn't be receiving this message, right? Ready for the most best part? For every shipment of Food, Water, or Oxygen you bring in, we'll throw in a free puppy dressed as a vampire. Yep, you heard it right – a genuine vampire puppy! Not only will you clear out our shelves, but you'll also be gaining a loyal companion. Just don't let them near your neck when you get getting ready to sleep, if you know what I mean. Now, you may be wondering, where do you go to find that adorable puppy? Fear not, my friends! Just embark on a retail journey you'll never forget out to the remote Omega-11 system Sector 5A. And remember, hurry up, because once these items are gone, they're gone forever! Don't let someone else snatch your chance to own a vampire puppy. So, what are you waiting for? Sales this good will not last forever so come out here and help us clear out the stock.
Disclaimer: Supplies are limited. Junker Congress is not liable for death, dismemberment, radiation sickness, alien abduction, piracy, heart attack, stroke, catastrophic decompression, vampirism, lycanthropy, sterilization, coolant leaks, CME Impacts, Decompression Sickness, Hypoxia, Hypocapnia, Inflammation, Bone thinning, Spinal disc hardening or any other side effects wanted or unwanted that may or may not be incurred upon visitation of Junker's Town and or any other Junker Congress Operated installations.
Im quite disappointed. Base had no extra capacity for the tasty tasty paste I brought and for the amount I did manage to sneak on board, there was no puppy.
Now the flight back seems even worse than before. Don't know what I expected from a true Junker, probs my own fault.