ID: Angel Circle File Type: Voice Message Subject: Isle of Skye Encryption:High Priority:High
Good day.
We're contacting all of you today with a simple matter. We'd like to ask you to do something that'd benefit both you and us.
In short, one of our neighbours decided to pop a little outpost next to planet New London. In accordance with the law regulations, the outpost does not posses any defensive platforms and is ill-equipped to fend off anything. It is in both yours and ours best interests to take it down. In flames.
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Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron on his command bridge in fool combat uniform
Caramba, I hope this is important, my dear ally. It's middle of Siesta...*there is nothing dear on Pepe's face. And on rest of him, actually*
*listens carefully. Checks attachments and jumps up like a tiger. All his crew would fall down now, but they were all lying all over the ship already*
*speaks to crew* Caramba! Alarm! All wake up!
Break your Siesta! All to battle stations! We have a base to plunder!
*whispering* I hope their stocks are full of Nutella...
*speaks to Gaian Angel Circle* Gracias my dear ally for sharing this valuable intelligence data. I hope we can plunder this base together. It looks like polluting your space with it's stocks full of food.
And I apologise for my rudeness a minute ago. *bows* I was roughly awaken in the middle of Siesta. I hope we can meet at dinner later and solve it out? *winks*
*Pepe nods respectfully and reaches OFF button with his hairy macho hand*
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