I haz 926 FL Hours logged on FL, plus a few not logged I am sure. In other words, I am better than you for wasting more time than you!:P
And about the K-On one...
Gecchu!
Ruuru ni shibatte pinchi! Naitatata--
Gennari gattsuri buttsuri C de tonda ka na
Tabetai nara osusume tennen da yo---
Dokkin hanamaru egao ga buubuubuu---