--Transmission ID--Thomas Greenfield--Location--Ames Research Station, Kepler--
'Allo. Good progress today, fixed one of those ignorant navy lads with Lancehead 'n whatnot. Flyin' one of those gunboats, demandin' us to leave our own home. We didn't like that so we decided to make him leave ours 'n whatnot. I neva' thought I'd make quite a score on ma maiden voyage 'n whatnot, good day for me. **Cracks open a beer, drinking loudly and belching after a short moment** 'Nyways, guncams should be uploadin' soon 'n whatnot.