COMM ID: Jack 'Sidewinder' Tar
SUBJECT: Recent activity
*Buzzing noise is heard as the antique coms equipment crackles into life*
Well If I dun' be workin' out how t'be a-usin' this ol' heap at last. I bin' pretty stuck on ol' ouray these last few weeks. I got me in a big ol' ruckus in ma eagle and gone an broke ma thumb when I dun' sommin' dumb and flew mysel' inta tha flank o' an ol' Bounty Hunter Destroyer.
Without ma triggah thumb I bin pretty gosh-durned useless. That plus ma eagle is still in tha ol' repair dock.
But Since I was talkin' t'you bunch last I only dun' got me promoted into dem serpentis bunch. An' now Ah gots me some cool snake like name. We always did have dem o' sidewinder snakes back home, so Now I gots me dat ol' name. Plus it kinda works, cos dem boys is always tellin' me how I is using dem ol' missile a bit too much...
But anyways, Dem medics be tellin' me ma thumb is bein' better, an I can be gettin me back to flyin' wid you's lot agin.
An cos ma eagle still be ebing repaired you's kind lot only dun' gun let me be flyin' dat ol crow you had lyin' about... It sure ois odd, But I'll be gettin' used to it.
Awww heck... Dem Bounty hunter's be tryin' to kill of som o' us lot agin, dis time dey be right outside ol' ouray. I'm gunna be gettin' mysel' in space right 'bout now. Time t'be checkin' out how dis ol' crow flys.
Jack out
*Massive thumping noise is heard as jack smashes the off button diabling the comms equipent in an attempt at turning it off and creates yet more work for the mechanics on ouray*