☠ Incoming transmission.
☠ Signal source: Fontana Freeport, California
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Sender: Adherent W. Bell Recipient: Xeno Alliance Communications Subject: 'Free' Samples
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....Not much to say, except that I haven't gambled away my ship, or been killed through drink, weapon, or a combination of both... yet. Another 'new' division of the Boys In Blue, this uh, Four-Six. I spotted one wasting valuable taxpayer money doing nothing. Shot out a lane, insulted them, even implied they ate wax sticks. They followed like a lost little puppy, but not even I would stomp on a puppy. What kind of lunatic would do that?
....I'll bring something else to show-and-tell, next time.