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Alright worms, time to evolve you to cocoons, and hopefuly you all will turn into butterflies with time.
The following recruits are promoted to Ensigns.
Christopher "Iusemymom'spanties" Hood.
Vic "Iwantadaddy" Thorn.
I know that you will disappoint me, I won't be surprised, don't worry.