God damnit, I had this long mindf**k poem thing for a welcome but it got massacred during posting. :I Welcome back, Burg, looking forward to dusting off the old horror factories and getting back on track.
Sucks to be a weight on the wrong side of the brilliance-insanity scale.
Someone, someone, make it stop, pay heed!
All this rhyming is making my virgin eyes bleed.
As to Burg and his alleged return,
I'll believe it when I see it, though it'll likely make my eyes burn.
A cold beer in The Green Hell sounds great though,
So I hope it's true, I hope and hope so.
If it's not I'll drive to west Texas
And kick Burg's arse.
Yeah that part doesn't need to rhyme