hello sirious, judge sam here with breaking news, bretonia care has entered parliment in the bretonian sector of space, shizune rin, what are your thought's on this bold move of the bretoinan govr't?
goooodddd evening sirus sector! this is judge Sam hope here once again, this time we are coming to you live from the system connuicut! can you believe that?
now unfortunately ill be doing this broadcast solo but that's ok!
as for the weather, it looks like it'll be cloudy today with a chance of yohance judge being blown up here in conn by non other than judge tomb but dont worrie as itll clear up by this afternoon leaving us with some light chance of tomb being mamed by yohance and sunny skyes tomorrow! this broadcast was in lower quality as the shear shock of this occurance... and heres the footage:
wweehhooo thats a lot of news... well thats all the news that is news and you heard it hear first ON THE JUDGE NEWS NETWORK! im your host with the most judge sam hope, signing off goodd night sirious!
*camra man* aanndd 3 2 1 and were off the air!
*sam* whhooo i hope our ratings go up soon or well have to cancel the show...
i really hope that judge yohance wasnt watching this episode...or i might be dead