SHIP ID: LR-Sweet.Borderworlds LOCATION: Buffalo, York FROM: Amber RANK: "Rogue Krieg Lady" SUBJECT: ~BIG PROBLEM~
I am not happy, Junkers.
There's one guy using your "Recycler" Fighter and I am not happy, BECAUSE he's simply using it against my ROGUES and Lane Hackers.
I want more informations about that guy... I want to know his NAME, AGE, HOME, LOVE, WEIGHT, HEIGHT, PET, how many HAMBURGERS he can eat, I want to know if he has a TEDDYBEAR in BED!
Get your SHIP back or better... Get rid of that GUY, I just hope you haven't sold it to him... I am nice, we are humans after all and mistakes are part of us... Just get your ship back.
This vessel has illegally been in the hands of Zettsu for a while now. Funnily enough, I'm answering this comm shortly after I had attempted to deal with him. He didn't really want to comply and change his vessel, so we had to forcefully convince him with gunfire.
Unfortunately, a Hogosha showed up and made matters complicated, and Zettsu was able to flee.
We'll try to see what we can do however in regards to this.
We are also getting more and more reports of this bloke. We can say for sure we did not let him use our vessels, especially the purpose he is using it now. Mr. Masters, could you elaborate to us how the Hogosha pilot "complicated" the situation? Is this Zettsu allied to the Hogosha? Anyway, we will be on the lookout for this ship.
Incoming Transmission:
Encryption code: Open
Ship identification: Scrap.Sniffer
Sender: Senator Raider
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I saw this missive come through my comms and hadn't planned to respond, however the message is available to all Junkers so can legitimately reply.
Would this be the person you're looking for?
NAME: Captain John Smith AGE: Umknown HOME: 1607 Jamestown, Virgnia LOVE: Pocahontis WEIGHT: Unknown HEIGHT: Uknown PET: Chihuahua named "Sparky" How many HAMBURGERS he can eat: Reputed to regularly order 2 hamburgers, super size fries and a diet cola from the Bubba Burger on Planet Los Angeles.
I want to know if he has a TEDDYBEAR in BED!: No Teddy bear but reportedly uses a stuffed octopus that makes farting noises.
What I'd like to point out is that this LR is griping and whining about someone who has gotten hold of a snub that is big, fat, easy to hit and is designed for scrap recovery and is less than satisfactory for most persons in combat: and said individual has apparently defeated the person issuing the demand for information. I would hazard to guess that somebody didn't fasten their seat belt before their pod ejected.
I only wish to point out that over the last 5 years or so the overwhelming number of freelancers and pirates who have attacked or pirated my ships using LR specific technology such as Werewolves, Barghests, P-trans (back before the design was copied all over Sirius), etc.
In all these years the single and only response the LR has given me is the same I shall give the originator:
"Not responsible for what happens after a person purchases the technology. Learn to aim."
Well, the Hogosha pilot convinced and hired a couple of mercs to do his dirty work and intervene with our business. We were able to destroy their ships, however Zettsu had run away from the battlefield at that point.