One of the effects within Chaos Mod is a text-to-speech effect. For this we play various copy-pastas while the player suffers through them, but we only have like 8 or so currently. Hoping we can increase that number if anyone is willing to help. If so, the criteria are as follows:
Freelancer related if possible. Will add non-Freelancer related ones/discovery ones if they are really good
Min character count of 100, max character count of 500. Can go slightly over/under, but rough guidelines.
few existing examples:
- "I hope my cargo hold full of water fetches me a nice price."
- "I'm Edison Trent and this is my favourite shop in the Sirius Sector."
- "I don't use Discord anymore, as it's become a hive of cyber-criminals, hackers, terrorists and traitors to the United States, among other reasons." (posted on The Starport)
"No, I am sorry, your rep is very unworthy. The [Zoners] don't appreciate human life, when it interferes with their profits."
alt.
"Sure. As long as I’m not shot at, knocked out, held at gunpoint, electrocuted, skewered alive by giant alien shape-shifters, have to dive out windows or fight off spindly Nomad incubi… everything should be fine."