From: Dr. Van Van Mojo, Second Apostle of Eris and Patron of the Season of Discord
Location: On board The Persephone, Omega 52
To: Erisian Liberation Front
Encryption: Godly
Kallisti Popes!
I have heard of your little crusade and the letters that have been flying from the King Kong Kabal to several Popes! I must say that despite being a Discordian Saint I am not bound to TAZ in particular but to what Eris, our Goddess, commands. Furthermore, I took the responsibility quite some time ago of sponsoring and grooming Gypsie Skripto for it is my belief that he´s meant to achieve great things in Her Bunless Name.
See, they still think that I would not leave them, so just packing and heading to the next transport with Omega 49 destination would be kind of suspicious, specially seeing how I am "officially dead" after Operation Staged Casualties. TAZ would not want me popping my head in public too soon. That is why, despite not having recieved a letter from the KKK myself, I fear for my freedom and would like to ask you to organize a rescue operation to come and pick me up.
I am on board The Persephone, in Omega 52. Tricky huh? I trust you will make it though, hehe.
Yours in Eris,
Dr. Van Van Mojo, Second Apostle of Eris and Patron of the Season of Discord
Eris has been watching over us this day. I went with Pope Ivan from Coronado and we transferred to Cortez since there were colonials watching their land and did not seem to like our presence there. So me and Pope Ivan we just chatting beside the lane when we a Junker came upon us, we had a friendly chat with him. He had his doubts that we were friendly and he suspected, Gracious me, that we were going to pirate him. After some assurances were said, he was on his merry way. After several hours of discussion, we were getting a bit lonely and Pope Ivan decided that we should proceed to Manchester, but we happen to bumped into a Gateway vessel. He was kind enough to stop but our scans revealed he had a single passenger onboard, a sister of the Golden Crysanthemum. We ask the captain to be relieved of his passenger so we could provide the Sister a ride home. and we sent the Gateway captain on his way. Afterwards me and Pope Ivan parted ways and I proceeded to transcribe what happened today.
[22.02.2015 03:22:53] JM|-Floating.Cow: Joe: Erm, Hello? I must say, I've not see you lot before
[22.02.2015 03:22:56] JM|-Floating.Cow: Joe: Who are you?
[22.02.2015 03:23:12] [ELF]Libertalia: The Erisian Liberation Front.
[22.02.2015 03:23:23] JM|-Floating.Cow: Joe: And who are they, exactly?
[22.02.2015 03:23:48] JM|-Floating.Cow: Joe: You two seem to be sitting in the way of my lane *He sighs*
[22.02.2015 03:23:48] [ELF]Libertalia: The choatic cousins of the TAZ are an easy explanation.
[22.02.2015 03:24:09] [ELF]Libertalia: We mean you know harm, we're actually taking refuge with the Congress.
[22.02.2015 03:24:17] [ELF]Libertalia: You are free to travel as you wish.
[22.02.2015 03:24:30] JM|-Floating.Cow: Joe: Are you? Can you assue me that? You two seem somewhat suspisious
[22.02.2015 03:25:01] [ELF]Going.Merry: we are i assure you
[22.02.2015 03:25:08] [ELF]Libertalia: Our group is led by Gypsie Skripto, and James Trenton has welcomed us to the Drunken Junker.
[22.02.2015 03:25:36] JM|-Floating.Cow: Joe: So if i ask the Congress, they'll be saying the exact same thing as you two have said to me?
[22.02.2015 03:25:56] [ELF]Libertalia: Likely not the exact same thing, as that would be a little strange.
[22.02.2015 03:26:02] [ELF]Libertalia: But the same concept yes.
[22.02.2015 03:26:23] JM|-Floating.Cow: Joe: Well, that's good enough for me *The nerves can be heard in his voice*
[22.02.2015 03:26:28] JM|-Floating.Cow: Joe: Well, here I go
[22.02.2015 03:26:35] [ELF]Going.Merry: safe flight brother
[22.02.2015 03:26:41] JM|-Floating.Cow: Joe: And... you to?
[22.02.2015 03:26:42] [ELF]Libertalia: Safe travels friend.
[22.02.2015 03:26:47] [ELF]Going.Merry: and may the flax be with you
[22.02.2015 03:27:11] [ELF]Going.Merry: seemed like a nice fellow
[22.02.2015 03:27:28] [ELF]Libertalia: Indeed.
[22.02.2015 03:27:57] [ELF]Libertalia: I cannot blame him for being worried.
[22.02.2015 03:28:03] [ELF]Going.Merry: Me either
[22.02.2015 03:28:15] [ELF]Going.Merry: we look.. hmm
[22.02.2015 03:28:30] [ELF]Libertalia: Like Pirates?
[22.02.2015 03:28:37] [ELF]Going.Merry: suspiciously piraty
[22.02.2015 03:28:38] [ELF]Libertalia: you more so with that eye patch! *laughs*
[22.02.2015 03:28:53] [ELF]Going.Merry: hah I wish i could put it outside!
[22.02.2015 03:32:00] [ELF]Libertalia: Ivan Kesey: Kallisti!
[22.02.2015 03:32:13] [ELF]Going.Merry: Kallisti!
[22.02.2015 03:32:20] [ELF]Going.Merry: What a fine ship
[22.02.2015 03:32:24] [ELF]Libertalia: cut your engines captain.
[22.02.2015 03:32:57] Gateway|-GSE-Harmony: can i help you chaps
[22.02.2015 03:33:09] [ELF]Going.Merry: stop and chat for awhile
[22.02.2015 03:33:20] [ELF]Libertalia: what a beautiful ship you have captain, shame if something were to happen to it.
[22.02.2015 03:33:45] [ELF]Going.Merry: are you carrying what i think youre carrying?
[22.02.2015 03:33:46] Gateway|-GSE-Harmony: i do try to impress
[22.02.2015 03:34:06] [ELF]Libertalia: Unfortunately for you, the wheel of Choa has ot been kind for to you today and has brought you to us.
[22.02.2015 03:34:06] Gateway|-GSE-Harmony: noting but a pilot
[22.02.2015 03:34:14] [ELF]Going.Merry: do you see it brother?
[22.02.2015 03:34:27] [ELF]Libertalia: I do.
[22.02.2015 03:34:42] [ELF]Libertalia: The sisters will be glad to have their pilot returned I am sure.
[22.02.2015 03:34:51] [ELF]Going.Merry: i agree
[22.02.2015 03:35:26] [ELF]Libertalia: Captain, I'm going to have to ask you to release the life pod in your cargo bay to me, so I can return her to your people.
[22.02.2015 03:35:42] [ELF]Libertalia: And Eris will decide your fate beyond that.
[22.02.2015 03:35:48] Gateway|-GSE-Harmony: if you wish
[22.02.2015 03:35:52] [ELF]Going.Merry: Eris would not have it any other way
[22.02.2015 03:36:37] [ELF]Libertalia: Due to your coporation you are free to go, this time.
[22.02.2015 03:36:46] [ELF]Libertalia: Next time to wheel of choa may not be so kind.
[22.02.2015 03:36:49] Gateway|-GSE-Harmony: telll me since when have lone pirates allied with Golden cryo
[22.02.2015 03:37:23] [ELF]Libertalia: The sisters have a noble fight, while we do not agree with all of their politics
[22.02.2015 03:37:31] [ELF]Libertalia: We support them in our own ways.
[22.02.2015 03:38:09] Gateway|-GSE-Harmony: we all stand for what we do cya chaps
[22.02.2015 03:38:14] [ELF]Libertalia: Eris is impressed by their fight and drive, and has led us to support them. Now off with you.
[22.02.2015 03:38:49] [ELF]Going.Merry: atleast the sister is safe
[22.02.2015 03:39:06] [ELF]Libertalia: Thank Eris for that.
Gypsie, I am taking a different path for now. I will take it upon myself to get Dr. Van Van Mojo. I'm going to Lanzarote station to meet with some old friends from my smuggling days to get a plan in motion. What plan? I don't know yet, hopefully Eris will enlighten me on my way there. I'm taking the [ELF]Eye.of.Eris with me. I'll update you once I get there. The law of fives will prevail.
From: Gypsie Skripto, Erisian Liberation Front
Location: On board the Telemakhos, Puerto Rico
To: Erisian Liberation Popes
Encryption: Golden Worms
Kallisti!
Lukas, I can only thank you for making this endeavour your mission. It would be very awkward if I were to show my face in Omega 52, so I agree that it´s you who has to take care of this business. Take into account please that on top of being my Patron and like a father to me, Dr. Van Van Mojo is a man of utter holiness to us Discordians, and must be treated accordingly. Securing his safe withdrawal from Commie territory is a "Class A" mission on our standards, and I trust you will be succesful in completing it.