Greetings gentlemen, I am Smith Georgeson, proud of serving the [IRS] as a Chief Security Cadet Officer Patrol Leader Employee, is in need of escort. I need someone to escort me from New Paris to Planet Gammu. I am willing to pay 100M. Be advised, everybody hates the IRS.
Apparently, we the IRS have now been bought by SPS, Sirius Postal Service. Gentlemen, I am in need of assistance now at May 32nd to escort me with an urgent message from the Frog King to the Lisp Birdy president. Will pay in barges AI Cruisers.