COMM ID:Reserve Captain Candy Savage TARGET ID:LN HC ENCRYPTION:Moo
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(A sculpturally firm face flashes on the screen, determinedly defiant before all enemies, as well as all finer manners).
Howdy, dudes. Errr... This is reserve cap'n Candy Savage speakin'. Uh've been rec'n'ly appoin'd cap'n af da LNS Chattahoochee, which has exited the dockyard a li'l' less rec'n'ly. She's an Atlan'is-class carrier equipped wi' lotsa mahty gahns, ready to free whichever lands 'n' space ya say. But thing is... she's nat a new warship, nah, she's an ol' proud lady undergoin' a facelift. Everythin's check, but the armor platin' will need some tahme. Uh should use dat tahme to register her 'n' give ya muh bio, but this's muh first tahme commandin' such a big ship and... er... where do uh do dat?
(His face shakes to the sound that resembles someone punching an "off" button. The image is knocked out).