I broke the contacts in the keyboard of my brand new 2.5k laptop, which is the most expensive object I've ever owned, and is certainly worth more than I am. Until I've got it fixed I won't be available.
Before you comment why I'm gaming on a laptop, try to bring your desktop on a plane.
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