'Cooper whistles a tune as he walks through the corridors of San Juan'
'As he walks by the empty admissions office he notices a stack on un answered applications'
*Might as well let them know someone have seen this* he said to himself while walking into the office.
*He sits down and turns on the console*
*Ahem*
This is Congressman Alex Cooper to all admissions. We have seen your applications and i will personally notify the higher-ups. Fear not we have seen this mess but we've been... Well, busy.