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Ahoy, lads!
I am Ian McDoogan (Doogie to my friends), a fellow junker who wishes to join The Congress. I helped the Sigma lads build their masterpiece, The Junkyard, back in Sigma-13. At the time, and ever since, the Junkers were just people I called friends and gave me a sense of direction. Alas, now I hear about a war a'brewin. Those friends are more like brothers to me and they asked me to join the fight. Doogie doesn't let his friends down and I accept this new direction as an honour to fight next to them.
I am applying to The Congress to fly the banner proudly and fight bravely amongst men. I beseech the members of Congress to consider my application and to do so with the utmost urgency.
My sponsors will name themselves at their behest.
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Good to see you applied finally!
Your work for us has been greatly appreciated and of course your approved.
Even though that scoundrel Rico is sponsoring you I'll still let ya in! HA!!
G'luck Doogie and welcome aboard!
Honored to have you with us.
Safe journey brother.