Hello there brothers of the congress names Rick Tiltman though everyone and I mean everyone just calls me Rick, *he props his feet up on a table* I was floating around Texas earlier and this guy name Tyler Fallon got to talking with me. Said I should join the congress and that he would sponsor me. Told me"Just send a transmission to them and tell them were your from and such." So I was like why not?
Now I am here. Alright so I was born on Barrier Gate. Yeah I know how dull huh? A Giant Icebox is your birthplace good job mom *he waves a little flag that says " I mom" * Anyway, if you look over here *he grabs and turns the camera to a large pile of empty beer cans* I ain't too good at much, I am pretty much good as scrapping, drinking,sleeping. and repeating in that order. with the occasional joking around. I may not be a saint but I haven't ever been in jail. *he grins* So what do you say? Can I become a congressman?