powering up systems, engaging communication systems =ERROR**SYSTEM MALFUNCTION**ERROR==SYSTEM MALFUNCTION=
Come On You Bucket of Ancient Bolts WORK*Smashes the Console with a pipe* =SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL==COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS ONLINE=
There we go
Uhm....Yeah..Hello ? is this thing working ? At least i hope it does anyways
Howdy Congress of Junkers or was it Junker's Congress ? Ah yes Junker Congress!
Sorry for my lack of name remembering its just that i have to wrestle with my ship every time just to keep it straight and not crash me in a planet or station
Anyways My name is DarkLord and my Nickname is Davey Jones. where was i born? hmmmmmm.... wel nowhere actually or to be more accurate i have no idea , i was found in an escape pod when i was 4 years old near a Junkyard on Planet Pittsburgh by some locals , i wont bore you with the details and the rest
Now on to the more pressing matters
I want to Join the Junker Congress , what can i offer ? well im pretty adept at handling odd and hot cargo but only when my ship is in one of its good moods and decides not to wrestle me for control...OUCH*a falling piece of hull plating hitting his head*You stupid excuse for a flying bucket of bolts....... as i was saying , i can mine .........sort of and depending on what's asked of me i think i can deliver , there is that and the fact that i heard that some of my Old mates joined your organization and in fact my Sponsor into the Congress is Xenon who is one of my Old mates was my second reason for wanting to join you guys
Well that about sums it up i hope this message reached you guys , if not then i've been talking to my ship this whole time Ha ha ha ha