<<<INCOMING TRANSMISSION>>>
<<<SHIP DESIGNATION: ScrapFinch>>>
<<<RECIPIENT: Junker Congress>>>
Right, this is Beaumont Snell (Yes, I get the name's a bit up-front.), captain of the ScrapVulture, submitting from my newly-built Gitano.
I submit this because I have heard many good things about the Congress, namely that they can help fix my reputation and provide a group of people I can fall back on in a pinch. What can I contribute? A cargo bay, a willingness to carry out orders (to a fault, sometimes), and absolutely no inhibitions.
You want me to go into restricted space? Sure. Need me to ferry contraband? Sure. Need me as a target? I'm already one, for many groups. Want me to insult a Corsair Cruiser for giggles? Why not? I've been a Junker for 5 years, though my diplomacy is awful, as well as being a laser-magnet.
Anyway, I am sending this out just before I go into this thing I found in Kansas.