::Incoming transmission::
:: Sender: Fred Sanford::
::Location: Somewhere dirty and filthy::
:: Signal strength: Worse than than Esther's face::
::Encryption: Mediocre::
Hello, My name is Fred Sanford, Me and my family want to work for the congress. We have been working as lone junkers for 50 years, salvaging and of course a bit of smuggling from time to time. But my son Lamont *turns his head away,makes an angry face and yells: You big dummy!* tells me we can't keep our operation going by ourselves anymore. *sighs*. My son is friends with Ratchet from the Ship Scavenger. He promised to sponsor us. We have our own salvager and can start working for the congress right away. Thank you.
Please excuse me I might have to throw my sister in-law Esther out the airlock, before I get another heart attack from looking at her face.