Incoming Transmission...
Origin: Trafalgar
Subject: They Said it Would be Daft
Hello friendly Junkers,
So here I am, in Trafalgar, making a collect call to Trafalgar. They said it would be daft to transmit to the same station, but I did it all the same! It's kind of loud, and there's some squeaking, but, ah, well, a little feedback never hurt anyone!
My name is Johnathan Blunt. You might know me, but you probably don't. I don't spend much time in the upper systems in Bretonia. I spend a lot of time in Cambridge and Dublin, though, and those systems are really pretty. Especially Cambridge. A little too classy for me, though. Top hats and monocles are expensive, afterall.
Anyway, I do a bit of, well, trafficking into fine Bretonia, and out of fine Bretonia on my "beautiful" ship the LosSnuggleros. I move in the finest "Luxury Goods" from "Rheinland," and I leave with the Queen's blood, sweat, and tears right out of Dublin back to "Rheinland." You could say that I have become rather recognized around "Rheinland," but not really appreciated. You know, with this kind of accent, I don't think I could ever be appreciated around "Rheinland." So, I got to thinking, and I thought: could the folks back home many appreciate me?
So, that's what I'm thinking. Maybe I could spend some more time in the upper systems, drink some Bretonia stout with someone who likes it for a change, and maybe broaden my horizons a little bit. Of course, that is if you would like to sponsor me to do so. It would be very nice. Equally beneficial, even!
But, I guess now it's time to stop this infernal blaring...
~Johnathan Blunt
But, oh wait, before I go, I talked to a man named Crow and he was very nice about sponsorship! Could I maybe get patched in to him?
Transmission Closed.
[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.