From: Field Marshal Joseph Garcia
To: Sirius Coalition
Priority: HIGH
[Message Begins]
Comrades of the Revolution!
It is my solemn duty to report that Premier Ben Warner has recently survived an attempted assassination perpetrated by enemies of the revolution!
These capitalist pigs used a devious and disgusting murder weapon!
A Box!
Premier Ben Warner almost tripped and fell to his death. Clearly this is an attempt by the Core or their affiliates to try and get revenge for the damage we have been doing to their fleets. Already I have ordered this box to be sliced into various pieces and rehabilitated by using it to make decorative figures for the Junior Revolutionary Youth Camp program.
Remain ever vigilant Comrades, together we will purge these Capitalist Pigs!
Field Marshal Joseph Garcia Sirius Coalition Revolutionary Army