-----INCOMING TRANSMISSION----- Comm ID: Lieutenant Angelica Broch
Location: CPW-Social Credit
Recipient: SCRA High Command
Hail, Comrades,
Operation OIL'S WELL is turning out beautifully. Fearing that my assignment would be arduous and rather violent, I sought out a very handy acquaintance to assist me.
Comrade Luka, or Nate for short, assisted in a rather beneficial and surprising way. He had not yet been awarded an unscrupulous reputation in Bretonia, allowing him free-range of almost any station as long as he behaved. During idle chatter, he informed me that he was able to go about like this.
Almost instantly, I ordered him to fetch me a scientist by any means, preferably in a gentle non frisking manner. After a few minutes he quickly returned, a scientist sitting in his cargo hold with all his equipment necessary for his work.
The Credit has a space cleared for Doctor Finneus Blog. He has a doctorate in all forms of geological stuff that I have no clue about, so that must make him an expert if I have no clue what he's talking about, yes?
He is now working aboard the Credit as we run him home. Where exactly do you want him dropped off?
-----TERMINATING TRANSMISSION-----
"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THESCIENCEIS LEAKING OUT!"