-----INCOMING TRANSMISSION----- Comm ID: Commander Angelica Broch
Location: Trotsky
Recipient: Coalition High Command
Privet Comrades,
Today was an unfortunate, yet at the same time, very fortunate day. During a defeat at the hands of a superior Bretonian foe, I managed to score a kill against an enemy bomber in vengeance of the damage the Karl Marx sustained. A shame that a destroyer's battle razor ended the battle for me.
In a spot of superbly good news, Comrades Brooks, Steele, and myself were able to put that disgusting Dagobaz out of its misery. It was a very grand and marvelous day as it burst into flames and went in multiple directions. One hell of an expensive firecracker.
For the Revolution!
-----TERMINATING TRANSMISSION-----
"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THESCIENCEIS LEAKING OUT!"