Leeds aftermath toll brings forth over 800 million household felines dead.
NEW LONDON - Earlier today, a spokesman from the Foreign & Commonwealth Office confirmed that search and rescue personnel canvassing the surface of Planet Leeds found several bodies of dead kittens and adult cats, either burned or buried in the rubble that resulted from the Gaul attack. Analysts calculate a ratio of 11.6% cat to human that lived on Leeds, indicating that the feline slaughter to number in the 800 millions. Animal associations call for justice in what may be the biggest feat of animal cruelty ever displayed.
Leeds most famous cat, Lord Whiskers, that belonged to a Bretonian family in Fleetsborough, is assumed dead. Our thoughts go to our dead feline overlords, and be certain, you are missed.