PREVIOUS JOBS: LPI, Bartender, Cult Leader (A harmless one, really)
QUALIFICATIONS: Tremendous propensity for the ironic and donuts. Caffeine addictions notwithstanding.
BIOGRAPHY: Classified. Few people have earned the right to know, but it involves a jungle and naked hippies. Deep cover is stressful, and often embarrassing.
REASONS FOR JOINING: I am done my undercover assignment and the subsequent therapy, and would like to fly around in a mostly harmless light fighter and <strike>take bribes</strike> enforce the law.