Priority: High
To: Ganatotosu
From: Auxiliary Fleet Vice Admiral Charles Richard Hall
Location: H.M.S. Thunderer, New London System
Subject: Our Deal
Oh. Of course. I am terribly sorry for using that frequency for unsuitable matter. I just couldn't wait until they fix my radio, which got broken when my utterly maladroit servant spilled tea on it, again, so I replied an already existent transmission, for I could not create my own. Again, apologize me for that outrageous event. *a scream is heard echoing trough the ship's wall* Oh, don't worry, it's the greenhouse. The watering system turned on again on its own while somebody was inside. The water is cold. *shouts:* Chaps, will somebody close those pipes, please?
Nevertheless, I have created a more secure channel, for this matter indeed is sensitive. I'm requesting you to block my last transmission from retransmitting and, if you don't delete it, keep it on a safe place. Bretonia is supposed to maintain friendly relations with the Zoners. If the Bretonian high command finds out of it, know that I have a whole fleet... no, a fleet and a half if I count in the Royal Fleet, to hunt you down. However, I hope we will manage to maintain our prior warm relations.
Anyways, here you may and should reply that transmission.