It appears your tax-for tea racket contains the flagrant, unfragrant stench of militant socialism about itself, as it is clearly informed by the acts of the Rotte Hessian Armee. It appears that the Red Peril has far exceeded our most apocalyptic of projections, and the Bretonian Armed Forces are presently experiencing their time of utmost need.



As one of the last bastions of Sirian monarchy, Bretonia’s fall into the claws of the socialists cannot be condoned. As we speak, we are hereby marshalling the entirety of the Koeln cell through the Omega blockade, blasting into subatomic particulates every rotten Rotte scoundrel retrograde to our trajectory. The Bretonian Reich will not fall to the claws of revolutionary Socialism - not whilst there breathe good Unioners to defend her.


Henceforth, Die Reichsarbeitergesellschaft der Alster’s hoheitlich Kaiserflotte (DRDAHK, for short), will remain entirely at the disposal of the glorious imperial forces of Kaiserin Carinea of the illustrious royal house of Bretonia. We hereby implore our Corsair allies to band together with Bretonia in its hour of need, to put aside past distinctions and emancipate Sirius, once and for all, from the excrescence of Rheinland Socialism and modular base extortion. Only together can we save the workplaces of the little man from destruction, whilst uniting Sirius, together, under a glorious, aristocratic Union - just as God and Martin Luther intended.

Only through the combined forces of bier and tea based beverages, can Sirius be cleansed anew.