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RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - Zyliath - 03-20-2026
It is rumored that Chuck Norris once had a Nomad Suncrusher as his pet.
RIP, legend.
RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - Maik - 03-20-2026
On the 7th day, God rested. Then, Chuck Norris took over.
RIP.
RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - LuckyOne - 03-20-2026
Chuck never had Juni say to him he needs to give more power to the engines when he played Freelancer for the first time.
Chuck has completed the Freelancer campaign in a Starflier. With no guns mounted! While only flying in reverse.
RIP Chuck.
RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - Doc Holliday - 03-20-2026
Word has it that when Chuck Norris stood before God, he looked him in the face and said, "This is my house now!"
RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - Lusitano - 03-21-2026
Chuck and superman had a fight, but before they bet that the loser would have to wear his underwear over their pants forever... well ... we all know who lost the fight!
RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - Excitable.Boy - 03-21-2026
Legend has it that Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but death just didn't have the courage to tell him.
Some people say he didn't actually die, he just became the new reaper.