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Proceeds of Crime - bluntpencil2001 - 07-18-2009
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QCP Strike Again!
Again, Sir Andrew Stuart wreaks havoc upon Kusari economically, this time selling yet another imaginary vessel, but this time to Kusari Naval Commander, John Miyagi!
170 million credits richer, it would be assumed that Sir Andrew would be very drunk (true), but he has also funded a large mercenary outfit with this money, in order to defend Bretonia from loose-walleted barbarians! Who is next in this scoundrel's delightful capers?! Men, guard your wallets and womenfolk, for it appears that the Privateers are here to stay, and that the Imperial Guard are not getting a new Destroyer!
Proceeds of Crime - bluntpencil2001 - 07-19-2009
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When will it end?
Reports seem to suggest that Sir Andrew Stuart is engaging in economic warfare on a grand scale, without even getting in his cockpit these days.
Stocks in Kusari companies are dropping fast, due to a huge distrust of their reliability and their general recklessness with funds and assets.
An unnamed source has leaked the following from Sir Andrew,
"Banking crisis? What crisis? We're bleeding them dry!"
Proceeds of Crime - Quorg - 07-19-2009
Comm ID: Desert.Snow
Location: Daisin Station, Seto System
How strange! The Bretonian thinks that the counterfeit currency sent to him by the Kempetai agent actually impacted our economy. Even if they were real credits, such a trivial sum would hardly be enough for a Kusari schoolchild to purchase lunch with. Somehow, though, it manages to make a Bretonian think he is rich! Haha! That shows the low value of inferior Bretonian goods. Of course, considering this fool's apparent spending habits, he has already circulated the counterfeit credits throughout Bretonia, thus undermining their economy.
Let me assure you, sir, that my stocks in Samura are running as high as ever, thanks to the ever-increasing profits from our beloved newly-acquired holdings in the area formerly known as Leeds.
However, to help you celebrate your delusions of wealth, I will send to you one-hundred seventy of my pickled Bretonian Armed Forces pilots heads. Savor them well, sir. I prefer them with fava beans and a nice chianti. Be careful, though- the brains tend to be smaller among the Bretonians, so consume them sparingly.
Proceeds of Crime - bluntpencil2001 - 07-19-2009
Again Sir Andrew strikes!
Total imaginary stock so far sold:
Corsair gunboat - 55 million, to a Corsair
Kusari Destroyer - 170 million, to John Miyagi of the IG
Kusari Destroyer - 120 million, to the KNF's Hiroito
Capital Armour V - 20 million to Guns'n'Rakia