UNLAWFUL CONTRACTS - GAIANS - Gaian Underloch

Announcement

For unprovoked aggression and awkward prose style, the contract on a certain Molly group is added. Once they will come and say that they are really sorry, Nature's Last Hope will think about closing the contract.

Quote:[color=#FFFFFF]Mollys - Old Guard of the Republic.
Specification: [OG]
Area: Bretonia and Independent Worlds
Payment:
1’000’000 for fighters or bombers
2'000'000 for gunboats
3'000'000 for something bigger
Bonus: 500'000 if you will start or finish the fight with an amusing philosophical statement

Good luck!

..:[Signal Received]:..
..:[Transmission Started]:..
..:[Encryption level: HIGH]:..

.. Open Video Channel ..

[Image: remiliascarletq.jpg]

.. ID: Mercenary, Remilia Scarlet ..
.. Location: .. New York

.. message begins ..

Good day Gaian gentlewoman and man. Let's get started.

With regards.

/Signed Remilia Scarlet

MM:

OPEN OPEN OPEN

My funny comments previously to battle are missed because of F.R.A.P.S. software stupid error.

[color=#FF0000][font=Comic Sans Ms]Cash can be sent to: Remilia.Scarlet

Total cash owed: 4 000 000 SC

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To: miss Carmen Lopez.

Uh, miss Lopez, we're glad to see the results of your work, but when it comes to filling tax statement, I can't just show half of the required documents, you know. For this time we'll send two third of the supposed payment. Remember, we adore our enjoyment of process more than the result.

"Destitution, my dear Sir, destitution - that is a sin" - Crime and Punishment, Fyodor Dostoevsky

To: mister Crow.

That certain miner came to our eye before. We honestly believed that he won't chose the worst career in Bretonia. But, uh, some issues occurred while sending the payment. Please, check the details to be sure.

"In math, if you get the answer wrong, it's wrong. It's not four, it's five. In sociology, you get the answer wrong, and you're a bad person" - Sukhmani Singh Khalsa

To: mister Mackinac.

Slice bread finely. Cut out crusts from bread. Put a small hip of caviar and a decorated piece of butter on a bread slice. Decorate with greens.

Uh, meanwhile miss Hart asked you to avoid shooting Islay visitors while we are watching. It saddens a bit. Random citation for you:

"This conference was worse than a Rorschach test: There's a meaningless inkblot, and the others ask you what you think you see, but when you tell them, they start arguing with you!" - Richard Feynman in Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!

To: miss Scarlet.

We have a small poem for you.

"So I ate his ears on Sunday,
His nose I finished Monday.
Tuesday I nibbled on his feet.
I ate his tail on Wednesday
Thursday I kept on,
By Friday he was going,
Saturday he was gone."

To: Beaver Mercenary Company.

Our bureaucratic approach is what you may find annoying, but worth getting along with. Once we'll get the list of your operatives and their identifications, you'll be added to list.

Announcement.

During this week payments for contracts will be readjusted.

To: miss Kaizoku

Unfortunately, the contract you're referring to doesn't include bonuses and has a twice less payment for fulfilling.

Quote:Bretonian Mining and Manufacturing - I.
Specification: not BMM- vessels.
Area: Bretonia and Independent Worlds.
Payment: 1'000'000

You will receive the 1'000'000 for that ship and we expect much more from you anytime soon.

[color=#FFFFFF]"But, spite of all the criticizing elves,
Those who would make us feel - must feel themselves"- Charles Churchill

And due to server malfunction your payment is accessible here.

To: Beaver Mercenary Company

I will add your company to the list and make sure that your operatives will get access to all the contracts in database.

Good luck!