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My right eye - Marburg - 02-21-2012
That's an excellent point:$
& I'd also like to state for the record that although I come from the House/Quincy school of bedside ummm...mannerisms, I stand by my eye gouging diagnosis.
If there is a reoccurring problem with the eye...get rid of the eye. Problem solved.
My right eye - Haphestus - 02-21-2012
' Wrote:In order to prevent future occurrences of this issue, you should just go ahead & gouge out your problem eye with a silver eating utensil.
...yeah, I know it sounds crazy, but silver is naturally resistant to bacteria.
I've seen many doctors on TV over the years, therefore, I know medicine
Do it or you may die of astigmatism.
Your forgetting Phantom Limb Syndrome. You cant escape.
My right eye - Madvillain - 02-21-2012
Dr. madvillains advice:
Smoke some pot and it will go away.
Next patient!
My right eye - Marburg - 02-21-2012
On the contrary, I don't believe phantom limb syndrome would really be an issue. Unless the optic nerve is severed, he will technically still have his eye, it would just be hanging down a fair bit from the right socket.
I didn't intend to imply he should get rid of it completely. My bad. Although, if the optic nerve were severed & was long enough, it could be reused as a paddle ball toy with a simple addition of a paddle and a staple.
My right eye - SA_Scavenger - 02-21-2012
Marburg's motto. Amputate first, diagnose later!
My right eye - Huhuh - 02-21-2012
My right eye - jxie93 - 02-21-2012
^^ looks legit.