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RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - FozBuoy - 07-08-2013

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Prophet.FozBuoy
“BOTTLE SERVICE @ THE CLUB ALL NIGHT OHHHHHHH”

Sup bros. No time to waste homie; praise the almighty Saint Jiub, and step into my private quarters for this very special edition of Jiub Cam.

I thank you all for gathering here today, def mirin your undying devotion. Know that Jiub himself also appreciates your love, and that He personally recognises how good and lovely you are; He knows you possess the ability brah. Our swole success in eradicating gross horde after gross horde of afflicted nonbelievers, in addition to our consistent and thorough dispersion of his teachings via the ancient texts, undisputedly proves this. We go hard and have kept it based, day-in, day-out. But – He personally reached out to me yesterday, in the dead of the night – to inform me that now is not the time to get complacent. If we do, we are no better than the masses of afflicted who are blind to the impending Endtime. Rep that Jiubsteez hard br0, we can’t afford to let our s-rank work ethic slip now.

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“HE IS G00D, HE IS THE BEST, IM MIRIN SO HARD RIGHT NOW HNNNGGG” ~ Initiate.Ross
“I would walk a million miles through the heart of the deepest, grossest, afflicted territory just to breathe a scent of his immense swoleness” ~ Vicar.Berkely
“he threw my fan mail in the trash. I am truly blessed for him to have provided me, a lowly admirer, with such valued interaction. PRAISE THE CARDINAL” ~ Loveyou.Shen

As we are all def aware (u aware?? Plz respond), no one has gone harder for Jiub than the esteemed Cardinal. One of the most swole individuals within the Church; from the initial Great Day has the Cardinal lived the Jiublife. He never faltered, he was out there 24/7 brah, swaggin with no care for anything but our advanced-level deity, cleansing afflicted basics with flawless precision. Truly, all of you could benefit greatly by modelling your forms of worship after the Cardinal’s. The primary purpose behind Lord Jiub’s communiqué last night was this:

The Cardinal has vanished.

Please, please, hold your tears bby – we will stay posi, stay strong, stay swole, in the face of such tragedy. Whereas the afflicted would break, engage cruise aimlessly and periodically tip water out of a glass whilst running down a small hallway as a result of similar catastrophe, we will remain focused in our mission of spreading the supreme word of Jiub, the Creator, to Jiuberius. However – Our all-knowledgeable Lord has informed me that the Cardinal remains living. Thusly, it is my belief that the Cardinal has been the victim of a co-conspiracy plot between all the swagless entry-levels who have been installed as leaders of the false houses of Jiuberius, and is being held in an attempt to covet his s-rank steez in-person. Now is the time to go hard brah, hit the systems of Jiuberty and rep Jiubloveandunity – DEMAND THE CARDINAL’S FREEDOM. Myself, Brother.Krusnoh, and a variety of cojaffiliates have already launched this initative, and we expect all devout followers of Jiub to join us in making the afflicted aware. Scope our strong protests brah:

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“IM OUT THERE EVERYDAY DEMANDING OUR CARDINAL’S FREEDOM, CATCH ME NEXT TO PLANET JIUBHATTAN BRO. Also I drop hard drive on floor what does srs standing for???” ~ Brother.Cybertech
“Wow, such remarkable devotion! I will join them in this rightful mission and get based!” ~ You

As it is written in the holy texts: “Stay posi4L”. We stand tall in the face of affliction, as we always have, living the skramlife and staying based in the name of Saint Jiub. Stay tuned to this channel for the next instalment of Jiub Cam coming up real soon homie – S-RANK EPISODE, EPISODE OF THE YEAR CONTENDER 4SURE, THE GOAT EPISODE (srs). Yo and make sure to head to the 'recruitment' tab at the beginning of this communication channel - salvation awaits you bby!

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The ending of the world is ALMSIVI.
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RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - FozBuoy - 07-21-2013

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Prophet.FozBuoy
“MOVIN ON YOUR LEEEFFTT-AH”

SUP BROS??? hdamn we goin so hard for Jiub! Jiub getting that major media coverage brah, making the basics say “damn son where’d you find this?!” Yo so it’s been hella busy down here @ the Official Hub of Jiubology©, with all the gross afflicted masses hitting us up through Secretary.Traxit, thirsty for interview requests and media press passes, so much so that this week’s instalment of Jiub Cam is going to be the rawest one yet homie – PURE CONCETRATED JIUB, NO FILLER, THAT’S HOW WE DO IT, COJ NUMBER ONE – YOU EVEN AWARE!?? Step inside my private quarters for this og, double-double-sized edition bby! THIS EDITION IS HUGE BRAH, SWOLE!!! YOU MIRIN???


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“Yo this one goes out to the Cardinal, praying 4 u brah. I no u out there, staying based, staying posi, keeping it hella s-rank and advanced-lvl – Jiub’s up there watching over you brah, never forget” ~ Prophet.FozBuoy
“I will always remember the supreme Cardinal. At every Church meeting he would sit down, ruffle his papers, and then slap me around the head, chest and neck areas whilst screaming “YOU RAS??” ~ Initiate.Ross

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“basedbuoys & cojaffiliates, goin hard4L” ~ Brother.Krusnoh

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“daaaaaaaamnnnnnn I’m mirin!!! Prophet is steezin yo!” ~ Initiate.Choob
“HE STRETCHES THESE IMAGES LIKE HE STRETCHES THE CORPSES OF THE AFFLICTED WHO STAND IN HIS WAY. PRAISE THE PROPHET, PRAISE JIUB” ~ Brother.Sylus

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“I am berk helo krusnoh g00d MMMAMAYEV” ~ Vicar.Berkely
“I love this man I love him a lot he is g00d and lovely marry me plz I love you krusnoh oh wow krusnoh hey haha umm ive been seeing u around hey wait no don’t walk away plz krusnoh we should be together u no what I mean I dream of us underneath the nights sky while we pluck the petals from our marguerite” ~ Brother.Lady.Red
“Krusnoh lives the skram life bro, you mirin?” ~ Prophet.FozBuoy

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“tr00 skram” ~ Brother.Krusnoh
“rumor around the Church is that this made the Prophet laugh very hard” ~ Initiate.Ross

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“this cojaffiliate is tr00 based I can see it in his eyes” ~ Prophet.FozBuoy

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“Such devotion, you are all truly children of Jiub. He loves you all, He watches you while you sleep hnnng” ~ Brother.Krusnoh
“i jus buy sjip no crods” ~ Lukas.Doof

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“I’m mirin hard I <3 fozbuoy sooooo much ugh be mine qt i'll book the choobah hotel” ~ Secretary.Traxit
“HE SAID IT WAS ALL GONZO” ~ Brother.Krusnoh
“right…” ~ del taco grrl

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“they say I new ghosti I cant not ferstanding u” ~ Ghost37
“I SENSE THE VERY SPIRIT OF JIUB WITHIN HIM” ~ Prophet.FozBuoy

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“我吃了很多的汤”~ Ghost37

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“PRAISE JIUB” ~ You

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“YOUR REQUEST DIRECTLY CONTRAVENES EVERY PRINCIPLE OUTLINED IN THE HOLY TEXTS. DENIED BRAH” ~ Prophet.Fozbuoy
“SUP BRO” ~ Brother.Krusnoh

The ending of the world is ALMSIVI.
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RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - Doc Holliday - 07-21-2013

Since when do churches collect "donations" at gunpoint? No church I've ever been to does. As someone here previously mentioned, they do sound like the Furyans.


Should be interesting when TAZ and them cross paths as TAZ gets donations by rep, not gun. Reminds me of when we had our issues with the late Agnus Dei.

RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - FozBuoy - 07-21-2013

(04-28-2013, 06:21 PM)versatil Wrote: Smells a bit like Furyan Monks. Just a bit.

(04-28-2013, 06:57 PM)FozBuoy Wrote: ^hellll nah homie we reppin jiub since 2010, and even without dat scope them topic creation dates. we og brah.

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(uhh we like ur faction doe Smile )
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yeah i was in agnus dei that was hyphy bro

RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - Trent Hawkins - 07-22-2013

(01-20-2013, 05:11 AM)FozBuoy Wrote: ^Arena bro, we're og

Yeah, but your profile pic is a shopped Morrowind Jiub. Just sayin'.

Wait. Was Jiub even in Arena?

RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - FozBuoy - 07-22-2013

?

i dont play video games

RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - Trent Hawkins - 07-22-2013

Me neither. They promote violence and bad shops of minor characters.

RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - FozBuoy - 07-22-2013

^isn't aware, praying 4 u

RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - Trent Hawkins - 07-22-2013

(07-22-2013, 01:24 PM)FozBuoy Wrote: ^isn't aware, praying 4 u

Oh, I'm aware. I'm just a dirty heathen. Fie on your "church".

RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - FozBuoy - 07-22-2013

(07-22-2013, 01:33 PM)Trent Hawkins Wrote:
(07-22-2013, 01:24 PM)FozBuoy Wrote: ^isn't aware, praying 4 u

Oh, I'm aware.

CONFIRMED FOR UNAWARE