RE: OS&C| Orbital Spa & Cruise - Flight Logs & Internal Communications - Abbie Plantago - 03-06-2026
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ID: Abbie Plantago
Location: Orbital Network Express Division Main Offices, Planet Curacao
To: Orbital Spa and Cruise Main Office
Subject: Reciprocal Luxury Item Transport
Bonne journée,
Despite rising tensions on some of our inter-house routes business never stops, and with a commitment to the continuity of our endeavours OS&C|ONE-Thorkel has just completed a reciprocal resupply tour.
Supply runs delivered between Planet Curacao, Luxury Liner Hawaii, Planet Baden Baden, Luxury Liner Barbados, Cannes Resort Station, Luxury Liner Shetland and Monte Carlo Freeport thrown in for good measure. Between these bases stocks of Luxury Food, Cigars, Liberty Ale, Fire Pearls, Rheinbier, Wine and Luxury Consumer Goods were reallocated ensuring ample supply to meet local demand.
Nothing out of the ordinary occurred with minor traffic encountered and only passing communications with GPTGama.Maru and Platypup. Detailed cargo manifests have been lodged with General Invoicing and Central Records.
Salutations,
Abbie Plantago
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RE: OS&C| Orbital Spa & Cruise - Flight Logs & Internal Communications - Stoner_Steve - 03-06-2026
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ID: Larry "The Logger" Loggins
Location: OS&C|Larrys_Lounge
To: Orbital Staff
Subject: INCIDENT REPORT: The Tab at the End of the Universe
Oyi All Ya'all,
We were cruising along, minding our own business and keeping the spirits high (literally), when a pirate named Kirknewton decided to crash the party. Managed to pay'em off but be on the lookout for this Gaian Gunship.
Over an' Out,
Larry
Code: [05.03.2026 22:53:19] Kirknewton: Hold there.
[05.03.2026 22:53:22] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Ahoy there!
[05.03.2026 22:53:26] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcholic, Larry's Lounge now serving
[05.03.2026 22:54:11] Kirknewton: What a rare sight here to see a OS&C here.
[05.03.2026 22:54:12] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Can I get you something? Perhaps a strong Rum, maybe a vodka?
[05.03.2026 22:54:25] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: You do know one of our Liners is just one system over?
[05.03.2026 22:54:45] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: course I'm not going there, as nice as it is
[05.03.2026 22:55:03] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: noooo, I'm stuck going to Baffin with those Eris worshiping......
[05.03.2026 22:55:09] Kirknewton: You're having Furs and Gaian Pilots I wish to know their origins from.
[05.03.2026 22:55:35] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Uhh, I'd assume the furs are the guests jackets, and I don't actually check who's who when they book a ticket
[05.03.2026 22:55:45] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: as long as you are in the system you're welcome aboard
[05.03.2026 22:55:51] Kirknewton: Right then
[05.03.2026 22:55:55] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Larrys Lounge, we put the /dive/ in /dive/bar
[05.03.2026 22:56:08] Kirknewton: Drop out Furs, Gaian Pilots and pay up $5.000 and you may go.
[05.03.2026 22:56:33] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: I mean, I can collect up the jackets I suppose and dump them out the airlock, but the pilots are /paying/ guests
[05.03.2026 22:56:41] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: So if they depart, /no refunds/
[05.03.2026 22:56:46] Kirknewton: The Gaians are Gaians
[05.03.2026 22:56:52] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: And I'll need them to clear their tab at the bar
[05.03.2026 22:56:55] Kirknewton: There is no excuse for them to be
[05.03.2026 22:57:32] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: So with all that in mind how about I drop them off for free, we'll call their tab cleared and you let me doddle off with
[05.03.2026 22:57:40] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: The fur, I really don't wanna argue with the guests
[05.03.2026 22:57:54] Kirknewton: I may close the eyes for $20.000
[05.03.2026 22:58:24] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: You're busting my balls here, 20 thousand, I'm not even making that annually in my paychecks
[05.03.2026 22:58:54] Kirknewton: What's your price?
[05.03.2026 22:59:14] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Lets say 12,000, I send over the two lads, clear their tab and we both go on our merry ways
[05.03.2026 22:59:27] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Oh and a bottle of rum to, they did already open it after all
[05.03.2026 22:59:39] Kirknewton: I bet we have a deal here,
[05.03.2026 22:59:52] Kirknewton: Transfer the cash and drop out the Rum
[05.03.2026 22:59:57] /gct 12000
[05.03.2026 22:59:57] [2026-03-05] 22:59:56 You have sent 12.000 credits to Kirknewton.
[05.03.2026 23:00:04] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: one sec
[05.03.2026 23:00:42] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: There we go, better grab it quick before it freezes solid
[05.03.2026 23:00:55] Kirknewton: We'll surely take it fast
[05.03.2026 23:01:00] Kirknewton: Have a safe flight.
[05.03.2026 23:01:03] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Ta-ta
[05.03.2026 23:01:11] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: And remember
[05.03.2026 23:01:13] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Orbital Spa and Cruise, where we're the designated driver
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