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Kristys New Villa - Alpha 429 - 09-03-2006
*laughs* "oh ok alex, browning you can each shoot one more but wait a minute i need to go to the bar"
*walks into the bar and sees gezza*
*walks over to him and takes the bottle off of him*
"Its for your own good mate if you started throwing up all over Kristy's lovely floor you would be outside suffering the same fate as those bounty hunters"
*empties the rest of the bottle down the sink*
*goes back out to the crowd*
"ok you 2 take your pick"
Kristys New Villa - Alex06 - 09-03-2006
"knock knock" Hello anybody home?
Pike entered the house*
Hi everyone am I interrupting something?
I am Liberty Rogue commander Alexander Pike but call me Pike
An Outcast pilot said i should check this place out.
*Two other Liberty rogue crew members slipped in too*
Got any liberty rogue cocktails?
*but grabs a random bottle on the minibar*
Kristys New Villa - gezza999 - 09-03-2006
"Damnit . . . "
* Walks over to the sink *
" There must be SOME still on the sides . . . God I hope nobody sees me.. "
* Puts his head inside and starts licking the sides *
" Errrrkkk.. Thats bloody disgusting.."
* Pulls his head out and starts spitting inside the sink *
"Gahhhh . . I need a drink . . Or somthing to kill . . "
Kristys New Villa - Angel - 09-03-2006
*looks over to the Bar*....... :huh:.....why is Gez licking my Sink?
I just had it cleaned yesterday......
Kristys New Villa - Fellow Hoodlum - 09-03-2006
"Lucky its just the sink, normally its the floor. Oh well, could be worse. The ice making
machine could have his tongue stuck to it, and we'd have to get a blowlamp out.
Messy business, and the stainless never gets really clean after that."
The rest of the crowd nodded some sort of agreement.
They knew Browning was a little barking ... Especially, after the good stuff.
Kristys New Villa - Alpha 429 - 09-03-2006
*stares at Gezza* "Oh you think thats bad the cleaner on the leviathan said she didnt have to clean his toilet apparently he licked it clean.................dont know why though. Maybe we could try to get him to lick Cardamine in the fields, however it may cut his tounge a little"
Kristys New Villa - Fellow Hoodlum - 09-04-2006
Even Browning visibly flinched at the thought of that. And he seen some weird stuff in his
life. Then again Gezza was a legend in his own lunchtime. To be expected one supposed.
"Hey dude, use the toilet brush like anyone else. That or pay your cleaners more."
Peoples tongues were being swilled with good alcohol.
The thought of grass cuts on there, was a bad one.
The toilet bowl was just beyond belief.
**OOC** Yech allround.
Kristys New Villa - gezza999 - 09-04-2006
* Looks at the small crowd*
"Uhhhmmm..."
* Small crowd looks back *
* Walks to small crowd *
" Anebudy wannna drinkk? "
* Walks back to the sink *
* Reaches under and pulls out a bottle of toilet cleaner *
" Whhooo tha he.."
* Falls over forward into the sink *
" Sleeppyyy... sooooo sleeeppppyyy..... Guud night every body.... "
....zzzZZZzzzZZZ
* Crowd stares, very confused *
>=:::> OoC <:::=<
I SWEAR that wasn't me on the Leviathan . . . :crazy: :P
The dodgy spelling was on purpose so don't start screaming at me. :P
>=:::> End of OoC <:::=<
Kristys New Villa - Alex06 - 09-04-2006
Commander Pike and his 2 crew members found a seat and looked around
the house*
Those people are wierd. 1 of the rogues said to Pike.
Maybe too much cardamine ,who knows? Pike answered
Kristys New Villa - General Nakazawa - 09-04-2006
This is Captain Thomas of the Generals Yaht and i will be heading to Malta soon to pic up some suplies. I wold like to make a reservation for a couple nights.