100 Million Bounty - Printable Version

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You hate fruitcakes?

Well there's your problem right there.

You seem to be one.

Which is yet another reason why I am not going to visit.

I got my wedding to plan.

Lots of Cupcakes there.

Cupcake.

With a Cherry On Top.

Now that's a plan.

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Signed,

Your Favourite Little [color=#FF6666]P[color=#FF9966]each.

100 Million Bounty - Mimic - 05-13-2012

So another Reaver afraid of losing their ship.
Why bother even contacting me to tell me you wont
face me. Haha this communication is for anyone who thinks
they can use 100 million buy taking me out.

Obviously you lot as a team cant so frak off from this com.

Or do you just like the sound of your own voice haha i guess so.

100 Million Bounty - escopton - 05-13-2012

Comm ID: Dr. Hodge Van Mojo
To: The boy with a thorn in his side

Kallisti cabbage,

I bet you are talking about a non-Zoner Freeport when you refer to girls as you are doing in your comm. Nobody among our female populations fit in your description.

As Silver said, I think you are just trying to compensate for something else here...

Mojo out.

100 Million Bounty - Breeze - 05-13-2012

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Afraid? Nope.

I just don't get involved with fruitcakes.

I like melons.

Big juicy ones.

Women are fine as well...

So before you open your big mouth again...

Think about it.

Apple or Banana?

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Signed,

Your Favourite Little [color=#FF6666]P[color=#FF9966]each.

100 Million Bounty - Altejago - 05-13-2012

>>> Comm ID: Altejago <<<

>>> Location: Unknown <<<

>>> Recipient: Some fruitless basket <<<

Hidee ho

Neighboureeno!

I like apple pie

About that would I lie?

So if you ain't got the fruit

Then you're a silly old koot

'Cause Lemon cheese cake

Sure ain't no flake

So get outta ya hole

Ya weasely little mole

I got lotsa money to gain

Out of your statements of vain.

Toodle pip

You silly twit!

*Altejago*

100 Million Bounty - Implosion - 05-13-2012

Mimic...I haven't seen you around lately.
I was pretty sure you got yourself killed...just like Kurtz and his Apocalypse squad of monkeys.
A shame really that you didn't followed in his footsteps.It's never late though.
You are already quoting his favorite line and you are doing dumb things.
I mean,putting a bounty on yourself is one thing,but acting like a clown and making the Core look bad,
that's a whole new universe of stupid.
I suggest you stop doing what you are doing and find new ways to feed your ego.
You're very,very lucky that I have been ordered not to vaporize other Core ships...again.
That doesn't means that I won't kick your sorry -static- throughout every space station I see you on.
Don't bother watching your back...you'll see me coming head on like a bloody rhino.
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100 Million Bounty - Yber - 05-13-2012

*Incoming transmission*

Source: Bretonia space somewhere
Common ID: Abismo
Pilot ID: Horus Lupercal

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I'm hearing so much people screaming over here.
You, useless captain of a more useless mountain of useless scrap,
I'd gladly fullfil your death request,
if it wasn't because of the fact I'm too afraid.

Just kidding.

Even the Liberty Navy with all of his dreadnoughts and carriers would scare more than you.
Now, get lost, useless captain of a more useless mountain of useless scrap.
You should try to meet the junkers.
They could get something valuable from you, maybe.

Well, no, not really.

I'm not going to bother myself with such a braindead. See you.

*Tranmission over*

100 Million Bounty - Silver - 05-13-2012

*Yawns and streches*

See that, chub?

*Grins*

Sirius is still laughin' hardcore from you.

Go back to your hole and keep polishin' that scrap of yours.

We all know that you can't use it,
but it's epic for your class "show'n'tell".

Don't forget to give an apple to your teacher.
'Cause surely he or she deserves it, 'cause having you around...

Damn, i wouldn't be able to keep a straight face all day long.

*Laughs*

Bye bye joke.

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100 Million Bounty - Mimic - 05-14-2012

Mimic here maggots and mattress backs.

What i find funny here is the fact none of you will come visit me hahaha.
You all act big n brave but when put to the test you hide somewhere
in Sirius and call me names like a child would do hahahahaha.

Im still here in Delta and if you ever decide to form a possie and
come play ill show you who the jokes are hahahahaha

Plus ill keep your ships yes yes indeed ill keep them haha-ha.

Q: So why dont you come and collect my head and show it around Sirius.

A: Because you cant you cowards hahahahaha.

OVA N OUT

100 Million Bounty - Mimic - 05-14-2012

Hahahaha 2 tried two failed NEXT PLEASE.

Reavers i will have your names on this photo hahaha

2 DEAD WORMS