Picking up a tattered, worn paper off the street titled "Am I a Dirty Foreigner" inscribed with the Xeno Alliance you begin to read the hastily scrawled barely legible text.


1. Are you an immigrant or visitor? Y/N

2. Are you the child of an immigrant who was born in Liberty? Y/N

3. Are you a Zoner born in Liberty who's spent most of their life outside the House? Y/N

4. Do you use foreign words? Y/N

5. Do you have a foreign sounding name? Y/N

6. Were you born in another house? Y/N

7. Do you have citizenship in another house and were born in Liberty? Y/N

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Turning the paper over, you see answers and their relevant courses of action.

1. Y - Get the hell out. N - Good.

2. Y - We don't like you, but no hanging for you. N - Sure as hell better have been born here then.

3. Y - Carry a rope with you so we can hang you easier. N - You win this time, Zoner. We're watching you.

4. Y - Fix it or we'll beat the crap out of you. Foreign-lover. N - Good. You want a cookie for this?

5. Y - Change it, we have rusty knives waiting with your name on them. N - Your parents must've loved you.

6. Y - We will end you. N - Congratulations, you're an honorary Libertonian. Welcome to the best house in Sirius.

7. Y - Good, we've been waiting to smash all these empty whiskey bottles over someone's head. N - Nice of you to realize Liberty is the only true house.

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Weird, at the bottom of the page there's a kiss obviously made with some sort of blue lipstick. Who would kiss this? Let alone with blue lipstick.. Nasty.