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Limerics - Vipera Berus - 02-26-2014
I'm bored and was browsing the forums to see whats happening in Disco then I saw this -
(02-26-2014, 02:29 AM)Kazinsal Wrote: There once was a faction called Zoners(thread where it was posted here -http://discoverygc.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=112500)
Who had them some battleship boners
The devs said "no more!"
"It won't work in lore!"
And the only ones mad were their owners
Now I figure that there sould be some fun so figure that a limerick thread should be started.
Anyhow heres mine:
There once was a man from Peru,
Who's Limerics ended on line two.
RE: Limerics - Fifty. - 02-27-2014
refrigerator
RE: Limerics - Coin - 02-27-2014
*Limericks
RE: Limerics - iCon3q7 - 02-27-2014
There once was some Admins with powers.
They argued 'bout issues for hours.
Then one morning broke
And the Zoners awoke
To the sight of white funeral flowers.
(I have no opinion on the issue.. Just like poetry.)
RE: Limerics - sindroms - 02-27-2014
There was once a great big Zoner,
Who was quite the big moaner.
He'd bother his chaps,
Crying about the loss of his caps,
But turns out he was simply a stoner
Guy didn't even have a zoner.
RE: Limerics - sindroms - 02-27-2014
There was once a ship named the Starflyer
The choice of those with trolling desire
Annoying peeps a short fuse
And cause all sorts of abuse
And they could all go die in a Fire.
RE: Limerics - sindroms - 02-27-2014
Back in the day we had the Bomber
Meant for people more Calmer
Fit for the precise
Who could double tap twice
In result you'd end up a goner
RE: Limerics - Durandal - 02-27-2014
There once was a lady named Mara
Who krieged everything from Order to K'hara
They screamed "She's a wench!"
And so they banned Ench
But they still make BigMAX on Guadalajara.
Who krieged everything from Order to K'hara
They screamed "She's a wench!"
And so they banned Ench
But they still make BigMAX on Guadalajara.
RE: Limerics - Hypercast - 02-27-2014
And continuing the trend of 2 liners
*AHEM*
There once was a sig.
That was far too big.
RE: Limerics - Coin - 02-27-2014
not limericks, but....
the solo pirate
sat by the empty trade lane
forever alone
majestically,
the lawful gunboat sundived,
fleeing the titan
two mil or u dai
can prompt the kneejerk response:
engagabugging
you shot my oreship
was the last the pirate heard
before the turrets fired
neutron stars eat hulls
traders and raiders alike
raiders don't go home
pirating haiku
announced in Shikoku
echoing silence
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zoners are blue,
but seeing red,
Jinx's changes
mean they're already dead
zoners see red,
but feel blue
when your cap is nerfed
you will too
zoners feel blue,
QQing eyes are red
sadly it's true
their RP is dead.